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Old 08-17-2003, 03:08 AM
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My score was 65, which cracked me up considering my avatar.... lol

"When it comes to bedroom manners, you've got an angel on one shoulder and a devil on the other. You try to be as good as you can but sometimes your selfish desires lead you off the golden path. You may be patting yourself on the back right now, thinking, "Oh goody, I'm a decent person with a sexy touch of nastiness lurking below the surface". But not so fast - you've got a long way to go. Etiquette in the bedroom is not like opening the door for someone or saying your please and thank yous; sex is a highly delicate and emotionally-charged issue with its one set of rules. Halfway is just not good enough!"
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