Announcer: Bud Light presents "Real American Heroes"

Back up singers: Real American Heroes

Announcer: Today we salute you, Mr. Butt Plug Mold Maker

Back up singers: Butt Plug Mold Makers

Announcer: Bringing a little bit of latex joy to the forbidden holes of women and men both.

Back up singers: Nice and slow now.

Announcer: And if the sphinxting pressure isnt enough you make them to squirt or to blow-up to just the right size.

Back up singers: Feel it deeply

Announcer: Whether with a partner or alone with a suction cup base...without you some prostates would never be the same.

Back up singers: Oooo That Hershey Highway

Announcer: So crack open an ice cold bud light, Mr Butt Plug Mold Maker, because without your soft and sleak form making abilities closets would be a lonely place.

Back up singers: Thank you Mr Butt Plug Mold Makerrrrr

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