Milkcrates are the way of the future.

Modern soapboxes are mainly cardboard and there's

nothing worse than being halfway through a brilliant

point of argument and the bloody thing collapses under you.

Milkcrates allow you to colour co-ordinate, to avoid splinters

and even subtly colour your argument.

If all else fails, you can put milk in it.

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