My milkcrates all start to crack when I put my weight on them... I suspect a conspiracy to silence us... lucky for me, I've never been more than halfway through a brilliant thought anyway...

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If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.