Hey, the odds were in my favor for getting laid...

Noooo, it wasn't Brittany.... And you know it, ya Bastard! Btw, I did see a certain band there... "Yum yum, kitty kitty" ring a bell...

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these