Wouldn't life be so much more fun with a play-by-play announcer and color commentary?

Like trying to get some at a bar...

"Oooh...and there he goes down in flames again! Man, that was a tough slap in the face, Brian!"

"Sure thing Jim. That kinda thing has got to be a big blow to the ego."

"But wait, Brian...he seems to have spotted the blonde in the short leather skirt at the bar. Does he have a chance with this one?"

"Well, the stats aren't looking in his favor, being 0-12 on blondes this week. However, this blonde happens to have a strong track record of one night stands, so we'll see how this one will pan out, Jim."


Please...come up with more ideas for this. It could be fun!

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