I keep coming back to this thread....guess part of me wants to post.

In addition to the usual assortment of minor bumps and scrapse, and I've got five of note.

1) A little quarter inch white scar over my right eye, from where my ex-stepmonster bit me (no kidding).

2) 1" boxcutter slice on the heel of my left palm.

3) complete circle around the tip of the middle finger of my right hand, from where I cut it off chopping cilantro.....and taped it back down with a half dozen bandaids to finish to finish the meal. My fingerprints have a cool mismatch there....never did get to the hospital to have it stitched properly.

4) A half foot long zipper over my right ankle (looks almost exactly like a centipeed now that I look at it again) from when I was 18 and needed reconstructive surgery.

5) Third degree burn scars across the back of my right hand, thumb to midline, first knuckle back to my wrist. They're 7 years old, and I'm still MISERABLY self conscious about this one.