Happy birthday Teddy Bear.

I hope that today is full of pleasent surprises. And that today and the rest of the year gives you lots and lots of happy memories.

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"In my sex fantasy, nobody ever loves me for my mind."
Nora Ephron

“Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.”
Barbara Bush

"You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!"
Drew Carey