There's one I still laugh one at my daughter came up with. We were riding and I had a CD with a lot of different MP3's I'd burned. A Robert Cray song came on and the line is.... "I'm gonna buy me a ticket outta here" My beloved child looked at me with that silly ass grin of hers and asked me... "Why's he gonna buy a chicken outta here?" I still laugh every time I hear it.

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