Actually, no.

But the very first time I gave my current SO a blow job...well, you know when a drink goes down the wrong pipe? I must've sucked when I should've swallowed and started gasping and coughing. He was mortified, and I felt awful about it....so when I could finally catch my breath I said without thinking "Well, if I ever run for office...I can't say I never inhaled."

Later on he said it was the feeling of hysterical laughter in the afterglow that told him I was someone he could stay with forever.

I always liked that story....never had a place I could tell it before. Not precisely right for Christmas Eve with the family