An old couple go into the doctor's for to discuss a problem. The husband says to the doctor "I want you to watch us having sex and tell us what the problem is." The doctor thinks this is strange, but feels that he should help out. So, the old couple go at it and when they're finished, the husband asks "So doc, what did you think?"
The doctor says "I can't see any problem at all."
The husband says that he thinks that they still have a problem and makes another appointment to see the doc. Again, they go at it and again the doc says that he see nothing wrong. This goes on for some time until finally the doctor says to the couple "Look, I can't see any problem with the way your making love. Why do you keep coming back?"
The husband replies "Well, we can't do it at the home. We can't afford to pay for a motel room and by doing it this way, we get 80% back on Medicare."

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