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Old 02-09-2002, 02:43 PM
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Ahmed was a high ranking official in King Akbar's court. However he had one longstanding wish - to suck the queen's voluptuous breasts to his mind's desire. Every time he passed the queen he would get frustrated. He revealed his desire to Birbal one day, and begged him to do something about it. Birbal, after much thought, agreed on the condition that Ahmed could suck the breasts to his desire but later he would have to pay Birbal 1000 gold coins for it. Ahmed agreed.

The next day Birbal prepared a high voltage itching lotion and poured it into the queen's bra while she was taking a bath. Soon the itching started and grew in intensity much to the king's anxiety. Consultations with doctors and Birbal revealed that a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure it. Birbal also added that such a saliva was only in Ahmed's mouth. Akbar summoned Ahmed and for the next 4 hours Ahmed violently sucked the queen's breasts. Licking, biting, pressing, playing he got what he always desired.

Satisfied he returned back and met Birbal, but in his lust and since his mission was over he refused to pay Birbal anything and in fact he shooed him away. Ahmed of course knew that Birbal could never report this matter to the emperor. But Ahmed had underestimated Birbal.

Next day Birbal duly put that lotion in emperor Akbar underwear"!!!!

Ahmed was called promptly by the emperor again.
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