Ancient Nun, about to go to God, is asked by her Sisters

who, if she had the chance, she would like to be.

She thought for a long time and said, in a quiet voice,

"Sarah Pippelini".

The Sisters had no idea, and asked her who Sarah was.

She showed them the local Newspaper.

The Sisters broke into laughter.

The headline read "Sahara Pipeline laid by 20,000 workers

in 17 days."

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