10.) Nuts... My shaft is bent.
9.) After 18 holes I can barely walk.
8.) You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.
7.) Look at the size of his putter.
6.) Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.
5.) Mind if I join your threesome?
4.) Stand with your back turned and drop it.
3.) My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
2.) Nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired.
1.) Hold on... I need to wash my balls first!

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Nubian