A lady went into a bar in Waco and saw a cowboy with his feet
propped up on a table. He had the biggest boots she'd ever
seen. The woman asked the cowboy if it's true what they say
about men with big feet.

The cowboy grinned and said, "Shore is, little lady. Why don't
you come on out to the bunkhouse and let me prove it to you?"

The woman wanted to find out for herself, so she spent the
night with him.

The next morning she handed him a $100 bill.

Blushing, he said, "Well, thankee, ma'am. Ah'm real flattered.
Ain't nobody ever paid me fer mah services before."

"Don't be flattered... take the money and buy yourself some
boots that fit."

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