The country doctor was just returning from a delivery at an outlying ranch, when he crossed paths with the town gossip.

"Doctor Wilson, How is the Smith baby?"

The Doctor was in a good mood so he thought he might have a little fun, so he replied.

"Well, the child was born without a penis."

"Oh my goodness!"

"But she'll have a damn nice place to put one in 18 years."

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