well... not one that I heard in a bar, but one that was on a
"10 worst list" that happened to stick in my head..

"You wanna f***, or should I apologize?"

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-Toast-
"It takes a lot of brains to enjoy satire, humor and wit - but none to be offended by them." -- Johnny Hart ("BC", cartoonist, 2000)
"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White