Just wondering if there is a strip club in the town you live in? How close is the nearest one???

In TN I don't think they have one. You have to lure the 14 year old local slut to your house for a strip tease. Southern Baptists prefer to perv in private. (jk)

In Columbus, about 2 miles. Been there...nothing special but not bad. In TN, I honestly have no idea. I think people there hate sex.

How about a place to rent porn?

In TN (my town) no such place. In Columbus...about 1/2 mile. Now I know why I love the Midwest.

How far do you have to drive to buy a vibe?

Columbus, about a mile (can you tell I live near campus?). In TN, I've never seen such a place.

...DO you hear a theme yet?????

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