Well, there are a lot of topless places here, (New Orleans) but most of the advertised "bottomless" places are tourists traps. You can buy toys and videos of any type all up and down Bourbon Street.
Ricks's is my favorite "real" topless bar, on Borbon Street, just walking distance. I have a really close friend who dances there. She has dressed me up a few times and let me help her hustle the customers for drinks and lap dances. Walking around in heels, garters and hose, a g- string (a real one, not a thong) and a transparent top was interesting. And oddly powerful, even though I collected about a thousand hand prints on my boobs and butt.
But I am not a good enough dancer to dance there for real.

What was the question?

Revealingly,

WW

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