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Old 02-18-2002, 01:54 PM
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Politic Science 101

One day a son asked his father to explain what politics was.

DAD, "Well son, let us take our home for example. I am the wage earner, so let us call me the Management. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we will call her the government. We take care of you and your needs, so let us call you the People. We will call the maid the Working class and your baby brother the Future. Do you understand politics then?"

SON, "I am not really sure dad, but I will think about it."

That night the boy was awakened by his baby brother crying, so he went to see what was wrong. He discovered that the baby had heavily soiled his nappy. The son went to his parents room and found his mother asleep. He then went to the maids room where, peeping through the keyhole, he saw his father in bed with the maid. He tried to knock but his knock went totally unheard. He then decided to go back to his room and slept.

The next morning he went to his father and said he finally understood what politics was.
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