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Old 02-18-2002, 06:46 PM
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Re: Lilith...

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Originally posted by Ophelia
These are actual lines thrown at me in the last 4 years. All by men, I might add...
"There's a Party in my pants, and you're invited!"
Ophelia


Ophelia Corallary, one of my friends and I were on our way home from a formal dance, I stopped at a gas (petrol) station for snacks and gas, a carload of guys came up and asked us "hey ladies, where's the party?" my reply as she and I got in the car was "under my skirt and you're not invited" then she and I sped off laughing.... I love my stickshift it sounds so wonderful when I speed off, I decide when to shift so it sounds like it has more than a 4 cyl.


oooh one line I used just to destroy the mood .... my g/f said "I'm sooo horny I'm not going to be able sleep for weeks..." I moved and whispered in her ear " no one ever died from over-arousal."
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