1) How often do you masturbate?
Two or three times a week on average
2) What do you use to masturbate?
Usually my hand, but sometimes my "Blowjob Betty" toy
3) Your prefered porn to masturbate to is:
Erotic stories
4) Have you ever masturbated in a group?
Yes, but not to orgasm 
5) Have you ever video taped (or PC cam) yourself masturbating?
Yes and (Yes)
6) Do you watch yourself masturbate?
Not often, but sometimes I'll see myself in the mirror and continue until I have an orgasm
7) Do you always orgasm when you masturbate?
Nope, only about 3 times out of 4
8) Can you/do you enjoy masturbation more than sex? Or differently than sex?
It's not better or worse, just different
9) When is the last time you masturbated before reading this post?
This morning, but not to orgasm. Last time I masturbated to orgasm was over the weekend, I think.
10) Where is the strangest/most exciting place you've masturbated?
On a bus, while rolling through Europe on my honeymoon
11) Do you ever masturbate anally?
Yes, not every time but when I do it's with a small vibrator
12) Do you feel masturbation, whether to porn or not, is healthy?
Yes, and my arm feels much stronger because of it
13) Have you ever been 'caught' masturbating when you weren't ready for it?
Yes...sorry Mom, I'll shampoo the chair as soon as I get dressed
14) Does it turn you on to watch someone else masturbate? Guy or girl?
Of course! It actually doesn't matter which
...and finally...
15) What is the most interesting/unique/coolest/strangest way(s) you've found to masturbate that you enjoy?
Find the post "Damn, I do me so good" cause it's a long response