11-30-2003, 08:09 PM
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Everybody Stretch!
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Pa. USA
Posts: 11,637
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Originally posted by Vigil
Oh what a dilemma!
You have the right man. It was a joke he told in front of our lovely Queen and on a chat show called Parkinson.
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OK.....Um..........I remember a joke he told on a comedy show once (Comic Relief....with Whoopie Goldberg and Billy Crystal......I think!?) about common folk being able to scratch their ass whenever they needed/wanted to.........but if the Queen had an itch, she would have to repeat to herself....."Go away itchy ass"....so as not to shock anyone for just being human and scratching!
How'm I doing? Did I nail it? If not.......I give up! But I still want to spank you! *giggle*
*wondering why my ass is being discussed on a Jacko thread*
ROFLMFAO!
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