I'd go with Sharniqua - NO CHANCE! And she's a work-colleague too!

However ------ my iron resolve might bend a little if and only if her hubby was joining in the fun. If I was single, that would make everything OK for me - even the work issue. As I'm married, I would now be scheming frantically to get her, the hubby, Milady and me into the same bed ..... dream on!