My first trip to an adult video store resulted in.......my getting a job there and selling a strap-on to 85 y/o man! (you've no idea the story behind that one!)

And when I die.......and when I'm dead, dead and gone.....there'll be...............

*****(and no just singing the rest of the damn song either!)

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~