The big crime would have to be one of those big Die Hard style heists.

The big sin would be a Harem of about 25 of varying ages. I know it's dirty but we all have the dirty older person fixation at times. No harm no foul!

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Deep into that darkness peering,
long I stood there, wondering, fearing,
Doubting, dreaming dreams
no mortal ever dreamed before.