I once ended up in the hospital after sex. It was sooooooooo embarrassing To make matters worse it was a millitary hospital.

Ladies you know how when you orgasm you get those delicious spasms...what if you tightened and did not let go, at all, for hours. OUCH!!!!!!! They shot me up with some muscle relaxant and I was much better. That was like 15 years ago and hasn't *knock on wood* happened again

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If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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