Aussie Female Speech.


Wanna cuppa ?
Would you care for some tea ?

Go and tart yourself up !
Please dress yourself up in your best.

Wanna come to our piss-up ?
You are invited to our party.

How ya goin', luv ?
I hope you are feeling well ?

Don't get your knickers in a knot !
Please don't upset yourself !

What's the latest goss ?
Do you know of the latest gossip ?

The old man's shot through...
My husband has left town...

Get stuffed, bitch...
Please leave as your presence is no longer welcomed...

Shut ya gob !
Please go tell it to someone else...

Don't crap on !
I believe you must be exaggerating.

Could I bot a fag ?
May I have one of your cigarettes ?

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