Well I wanted something original, you go into a chatroom and you see bigdick and wellhung and cum machine and they all piss me off LOL. Big noting stuff.

Amazing how all the men in chatrooms claim to have 9" cocks when a mere 5% of men are endowed like that. So pretentious and I am not pretentious.

So before you ask girls, my manhood is just a little under 6" hard and that is fair dinkum. You can check it out for real if you don't believe me LOL

So grumbleguts came from being original and a reflection of my quirky sense of humour. Self depreciating stuff but its unique and is not offensive and I reckon its a bloody good nic.

This is a great thread, really interesting how the nics originated