I guess I should have explained myself better. These were isolated incedents. I honestly don't think my wife would mind, but how should that conversation with her start? " I jerked off 9 months ago and I think your mother saw." My wife has a friend, for example, that would get buzzed up with her on the weekends, beer I mean nothing bad. Those two would always try to get me to pull it out or play with it. I know my wife was present, but still very similar in the actual activity. Well I gave her friend a show one night and my wife was turned on when she found out. I told her that I did it, but that I wasn't sure if the friend watched. Her friend told her she saw everything and what she thought of it. Now her friend has told her sister and the last time we were all together, the three of them were trying to get me to pull it out at the kitchen table. Believe me my wife knows I'm a little different. We've known each other literally all our lives. She knows I've been to titty bars, jack shacks, and at least the names of every person I've ever slept with. As I've said before, I don't think she'd be phased at all to hear this, but I don't usually have conversations about my mastubatory schedule. But I do value your opinion and your right, I wouldn't want to hurt her feelings at all.

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"I know that I'm not perfect and that I don't need to be, so before you point your fingers make sure your hands are clean..."

"The road of life is rocky and you may stumble too and while you talk about me, someone else is judging you..."

Robert Nesta Marley, "Judge Not" first studio recording Kingston, Jamaica 1962, Age 16