I heard another commercial that did not sit well with me today...
The narrator describes a couple things 'she' has done for 'you', so you OWE her. They actually say that. You owe her, so pay up with a valentines gift... send her to a beauty salon.

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these