now.. that is a sad attempt at a marriage...

WAIT... hold it... it is all becoming more clear to me....

she doesn't have to pick his socks up off the floor....

She doesn't have to fight over the tv control...

She doesn't have to suffer thru the needless petty arguments...

She doesn't have to swallow....

and...

She doesn't have to worry about him leaving the toilet seat up!!!!!!!!!!


ROFL


for the record... I swallow. ROFLMAO