Me tooo... I get so horny when I'm having my period! Blood washes off of body parts with no problem, so what the hell. I just put a towel under me and off we go. As for the red wings... he did that in his younger days, for some "biker" reason... but I wouldn't want him to do that to me, and he's never offered.

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Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN


It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst.
~Tom Stoppard~


It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
~George Burns~


As bad as I am, I'm proud of the fact that I'm worse than I seem.
~A. DiFranco~