I was spirited away by the Tag Police for removing the label on my pillows, and was interrogated by an Amazon Gestapo woman with a cattle prod and an Oreck vacuum cleaner, and forced to watch a looping video of Pee-Wee Herman doing the "Tequila Dance" until I came all over myself.



Otherwise, nothing unusual happened last night.

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"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh."
- Voltaire (1694-1778)

"I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them."
- Ian L. Fleming (1908-1964)