A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's
and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter
and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife."

"What type of bra?" asked the clerk.

"Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one
type?"

"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea
of bras in every shape, size, color and material
imaginable. "Actually, even with all of this variety,
there are really only four types of bras to choose
from."

Relieved, the man asked about the types.

The saleslady replied "There are the Catholic, the
Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist
types. Which one would you prefer?

Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the
differences between them.

The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite
simple...
The Catholic type supports the masses.
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright,
and the Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills."

Bra Sizes? Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD,
E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra
sizes?

If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what
the letters stood
for, it is about time you became informed!

{A} Almost Boobs...
{B} Barely there.
{C} Can't Complain!
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enormous!
{F} Fake.
{G} Get a Reduction.
{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up