Your Sign Is: Exit Only
There's a 96% chance that you're sporting a penis .. or that you wish you had one
You're down for getting laid - but you're not going to make a fool out of yourself to get some
And wilder things are completely out of the question (except for a night with Jessica Simpson)
So it's no surprise that your sign is "Exit Only" - that's how your ass prefers to stay

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.