Paddy decides to phone up his mate Mick (Irish people have no other names) to see if he fancied watching the rugby. "Ah, I can't Paddy, I'm doing this jigsaw. It's got me really puzzled!"

The next week Paddy phones up again to see if he fancied watching the football. Again the answer was, "I can't, I'm still stuck on this jigsaw".

So again the week after Paddy phones up again to see if Mick wanted to go down to the Guiness festival. "I'd love to Pad, me ol' mate, but it's this jigsaw, it's got me really puzzled". Paddy just could not believe it that he was still stuck on the same jigsaw. "Haven't you finished it yet?" he bellowed down the phone. "How long will it take you?" "I'm not doing to badly", Mick replied,"I've almost finshed, and probably in record time" "What?" said Paddy, "How the heck do you work that out? It's taken you 3 weeks now!" "Ay, but it says 3 to 5 years on the box"

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