This story is when I was going through a bit of a redneck romantic stage in my life and I was basically fantasizing about what I wish my life would be like when I'm "all grown up" bassically.

I awoke as I always did to the sight of a rising sun. My wife has already awoken and is freshening up in the bathroom. I go and kiss her on the neck and say good morning and she nods knowing that if she were to try to reply with words, toothpaste would come out of her mouth. It’s now seven in the morning and time for Billy to get up. Both Tanya and I know that it’ll be a busy morning and won’t be able to kiss passionately again before the kids leave so we give each other a deep romantic kiss.
While Tanya is cooking breakfast, I go wake up Billy by tickling his feet. He is now old enough to complain and almost fuss but I just smile and tap him on the head and tell him to get up. Baby Chloe has now heard the commotion and is standing in her crib waiting for me with a smile. I pick her up and make baby noises while taking her Tanya. She hears the distinct sound of Chloe’s giggle and turns around to hold her baby. Seeing them together makes me so happy. I fall into a trance marveling how I could have gotten such a beautiful family. Billy’s asking me if I knew where his shoes were took me out of it and got me into my daily routine.
I knew I had a lot to do today seeing as how I had to clean the stable. I put on my wranglers that fit snugly against my skin and my shirt that had stains of mud and grass on the elbows but still respectable. I then put on my favorite boots. I’d bought them on Tanya and I’s first date and swore never to throw them away but she constantly insisted that I buy a new pair.
As I walked into the kitchen, I saw that Billy hadn’t gotten dressed yet and told him to hurry his tail up which he did so after teasing Chloe with a toy for a few minutes. While the kids weren’t looking, I snuck behind Tanya and kissed her on the back of her neck and tickled her sweet spot which was her belly button area. She playfully slapped me on the butt in return. About then breakfast was ready. I called Billy in to see if he was ready for school which he was so I asked him to help me set the table. It was a privilege for him to be able to set the plates because he was still small and clumsy but I had set most of them and he was happy to finish the job while I set out the knives, forks, and spoons. We shared the glasses and he looked at me for approval and I shuffle my hand in his short hair and said playfully “A good job son, pretty soon you’ll be the man of the house.” Billy smiled and ran off with pride in his heart and with a smile on his face to gather his books.
Tanya had set out the biscuits, ham, eggs, and orange juice by the time I’d told everyone that it was ready. I set the baby chair up and poured some baby food into a bowl and orange juice in her sipper cup while she walked/stumbled into the room with the help of Billy. We all sat down and pretty much dug in.
Breakfast was finished and Billy was just able to grab a baby wipe so he could wash up a little and get on the bus. Tanya and I stood holding each other watching with Chloe leaning on our legs as the bus went down the road as we often did, saying how great that little squirt was.
After that it was down to work for me and Tanya. I went out and started working on cleaning out the stalls letting the two stallions run free for a while in a small field, they knew not to go too far. About the time that I had finished cleaning out the stalls and tidying up the barn itself a bit, Tanya came out with a cup of water. We both needed a break so we went into the house and just held each other as we listened to some soft and slightly sensual music. After about a half hour, we decided to get back. I had noticed that she had cleaned the living room and I thanked her for that, my reward for noticing was a kiss.
“I’m gonna take the Chevy and go get some hay, we’re running a little low on that and some feed, shouldn’t cost much” I said while putting my gloves int the truck and I replied that it probably wouldn’t take that long and that I love her. As I was driving off she yelled playfully “and remember, you’re MINE so don’t be looking at any other girls.” I just smiled and waved out the window.
I went down to the local co-op to get my order and to socialize with some of the guys. I put in my order and said for them to take their time loading it that I wanted to talk to the guys a little bit which was fine with them. I said the usual greetings and asked the usual questions, just to find out what’s been going on lately. I found out that an ole friend of ours George, who was a pilot that always complained about the cost of renting spaces at airports and such was gonna build himself a small strip.
This struck a chord with me seeing as how I had the same problem but I didn’t worry much because I had sold my plane a few years back but sort of regretted it ever since. So I ask where he was and they said probably over at the bar just hanging out. “Your order’s finished being loaded” a new kid called from inside and I decided to head on over to get George. Luckily I had just caught him before he started drinking and asked him if he could take me up and give me his opinion on something. He agreed that if I paid for the fuel and helped with the pre-flight then he wouldn’t mind heading up. I called home and she mumbled something about how she was always alone but just be home in time to finish the stalls.
Well George and I took his plane up and circled over my land. Since I too, was an experienced pilot he just left the controls to me. We circled a few times trying to find a good spot for a small strip of my own. We decided on one and agreed that we’d help each other out if needed. After that, I happened to glance down and see Tanya standing in the back yard and me knowing there weren’t any power lines or trees or anything, I asked George if I could push the envelop a little and he said “Sure, I need something to wake me up seeing as how I ain’t drunk yet!” I just laughed and swooped down pretty low and tipped the wings for the wife, I circled around and she waved.
After that, I headed home and finished up with the stalls. Billy decided to go sing on the swing set about the time I got home which gave time for me and Tanya to talk. “Have you checked with Robert lately to see how the houses are doing” I asked? “Yeah he called last week and said that everything was fine and that he didn’t suspect there would be any problems until winter.” Tanya said heading into the kitchen “Randy, what are you thinking about? I know you, whenever you start asking how things are doing, you plan to do something” she said almost frustrated that I wouldn’t get to the point. “My God!” Tanya yelled as I had snuck behind her and wrapped my arms around her in hopes that she would calm down. Well all that needs to be done tomorrow really is feed the animals, right?” She only replied with a soft moan as I kissed her neck slowly. “Well how about we ride out to the lake and discuss my idea out there” I suggested kissing again and again slowly toward her bra strap. “Mmm, that sounds good.”
“It’s kinda late, what do you say we put Billy to bed, check on Chloe, and go to bed ourselves.” I suggested in a romantic voice. “Billy, honey, I think it’s time to go to bed, come on, hurry, hurry!” Tanya said as she almost shoved Billy under the covers. I could only Laugh.

“Wake up sleepy head!” I heard right before I felt Billy trying to tickle my feet and Tanya getting my armpits. “I SURRENDER! I SURRENDER!” I yelled trying to get them off me. Tanya had let me sleep in and Billy just wanted to say goodbye and that he loved me before he went to school. Pretty much everything had been done. Tanya was ready to go to the lake, I could tell.
“Okay sleepy head, Billy’s off to school and Chloe’s in her rocker, let’s take a shower together and get ready to go to the lake.” She said excitedly. “How about you go take a cold shower while I get some breakfast” I laughed. “Okay but you’re not getting away without this” Tanya said just before she grabbed me by the elastic in my jockeys and kissed me passionately and pushed me away. I tilted my head slightly and laughed but then jumped as I felt her grab my butt.
Knowing no one would see me. I walked downstairs in just my jockeys which felt good for a change. Also knowing that Tanya couldn’t see me, I decided to drink orange juice from the container instead of a glass, something that for some reason, men love and women hate. I looked around the kitchen and ate some of what was left and decided to get another gulp of orange juice before Tanya came down. “SHAME ON YOU!” Tanya screamed and I knew I was caught and I slowly raised my eye. I almost choked when I saw what she had on, or what she DIDN’T have on I should say. “I should be saying the same about you, standing in plain view of most of the house with only an open robe on.” I was able to say in a half-serious exclamation. “Party pooper” she pouted as she closed it after having her breast brush across my chest. “Now if you don’t behave, we won’t even make it to the lake” I said running upstairs not daring to turn around and show the effect she had just caused.
We finally did get cleaned up and fully clothed by about 10:00AM. “Whom do you think will watch Chloe while we’re out” I asked, straightening up the bed? “I set that up already, I told Melissa that we were going to the lake today. She immediately offered to watch Chloe. She loves her smile and apparently, I become a bore when my husband is all work and no play for too long” I replied with a smile.
Well it was around 11:30 by the time we got on our way to the lake. The lake itself was beautiful but the area of woods that you had to go through to get to was also beautiful. We tool our time, often stopping just to listen, or to point out a woodpecker. The ride was very romantic in itself, but when we reached the lake you could’ve sworn it was stolen from the Garden of Eden.
We dismounted the horses and stripped off our clothes down to just my jockeys and her panties. We cleared off our rock and started to unpack “Oh Randy” Tanya said disappointedly “why did you bring the rifle?” “There are creatures who might want to have this lake today as well, you know. It’s just in case.” Tanya moaned but wouldn’t let a thing like that get in the way of the fun they were going to have that day. Finally after everything was unpacked, we were able to talk (which seemed pointless by the way Tanya was acting but I went on nevertheless) “You see, the way that I see it, we don’t really need that area of land, I know we had decided that’s where we were going to teach Billy how to ride but we’ve got plenty of room for that some other place” I said while throwing a pebble into the edge of the water.
“What about the plane, we can afford to level some earth but can we really afford a plane” Tanya said with a questioning look, losing the desire for sec. “Well” I said “I thought about that and was looking through our accounts last night and I don’t know about you but I forgot about the $25,000 we put in a savings account for that week long trip to hike up to the Rocky’s. Remember, before Chloe was born?” “Oh yeah” she said with a surprised look “I did forget about that!”

“Well I figure it should have easily doubled since then” I said with a questioning of an acceptance look on my face. “Okay. . .now let’s get wet!” she said rushing into the water. I ran in after her and splashed around. For the next couple of hours we did a mix of splashes around in the water, skinny dip, and made love.
I checked my watch and saw that it was almost 3:45 and that Billy would get home alone. “We’d better hurry” I said excited. After packing up most of the stuff I realized that Tanya hadn’t done anything but squat down and start giggling and said with a loud questioning voice “What are you waiting for?” She replied trying to hold back from busting out laughing “I’m waiting for you to put some clothes on or do we still have some business to do here?” Her laughing grin was a devilish one by the time I had went after her for a final time.
After our final lovemaking session, I said, still slightly out of breath “Can we do the cuddling at home, our kid is gonna arrive with no one to watch him in like two minutes!” “Sure” she said in the same condition but still with a devilish grin on her face but a different one from before.
Our stallions proved themselves with the speed that they made it home. It also was majestic. I could see myself as a young man racing home on his stallion with his lover by his side. The trees flew by, you tried to capture the moment but you knew that at these speeds full attention must be on guiding the horses or else they and/or you might get hurt. By my watch, we made it home in fifteen minutes, a couple minutes faster than ever before but it still put us at getting there about quarter-after-four. I ran in the house frantically calling Billy’s name. When Tanya came in laughing, I asked why she was doing so and she said with the fresh love for me in her voice “He’s not home yet, don’t worry, I knew the stallion I married would come back and loose track of time so I set your watch back.” I started at her again and she said “Whoa! Slow down, I only set it back by a half hour, we only got about twenty five minutes to get cleaned up cause we’re a mess.” She said with a strong tone to her voice. I looked down and agreed that we were a mess so I ran upstairs to take a shower. “You Know, the only way both of us is gonna get clean in time is to take a shower . . .” “T o g e t h e r” I slowly said interrupting her. She laughed at the size of my smile on my face when I said it. She slapped my butt and told me to get out of the way or start moving. I thought to myself “No wonder we got two kids.” I laughed and ran up the stairs to take a shower.