04-01-2002, 01:48 PM
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Pixies Devilish Soul
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Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Alabama
Posts: 660
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If a visit to your local ice cream parlor makes you horny (ppl sucking and licking long creamy treats, need i say more).
If furniture shopping criteria involves whether you can easily stand up, bend over, or hang from said object while fucking your S/O.
If a fish market confuses your senses.
If an interest in bdsm turned into a handiman (like your relatives really believe all those hooks are for macrame').
If your fridge/cupboard has more than one of the following items: honey, redi-whip, chocolate syrup, or more strawberries than are used in any recipe.
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Deep into that darkness peering,
long I stood there, wondering, fearing,
Doubting, dreaming dreams
no mortal ever dreamed before.
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