Martha and Jean, two widows, are talking:

Martha: "That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date . . . I know you
went out with him last week, and wanted to talk with you about him before I
give him my answer."

Jean: "Well . . . I'll tell you. He shows up at my apartment punctually at 7
PM. And dressed like such a gentleman in a fine suit. And he brings me such
beautiful flowers! Then he takes me downstairs, and what's there but a
beautiful car . . . a limousine, uniformed chauffeur and all. Then he takes
me out for dinner . . . a marvelous dinner - lobster. Then we go see a show
. . . let me tell you Martha, I enjoyed it so much I could have just died
from pleasure! So then we are coming back to my apartment and he turns into
an ANIMAL. Completely crazy, he tears off my expensive new dress and has his
way with me two times!"

Martha: "Goodness gracious! . . . so you are telling me I shouldn't go out
with him?"

Jean: "No . . . I'm just saying, wear an old dress."

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