Oh for heaven sakes! Can't someone just give me the abridged version?

This is why I hesitated even stopping in. I've been reading the erotica for months but just KNEW if I stepped over the line and came to the boards I'd be stuck...like for life.

Sheesh........

what's a person to do?

And yeah, ASH, it's great to have something like this to do/read in the middle of the night.

(nice to meet you by the way.)