A man calls in sick at work.

His boss goes ballistic because this is the eighth time he's called

in sick in four weeks.

"If this guy isn't almost on his death-bed, his ass is grass!" he

growled as he picked up his extension.

"OK, just how sick are you?"

The small voice at the other end of the phone said,
















"Well, I'm in bed with my sister....."

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