This is a test of the emergency broadcast system. Local authorities and broadcasters have cooperated to keep you informed. In thie case of a terror attack, major weather event, or other emergency, please stay tuned to this station for news & information.

This is only a test.

Had this been an actual emergency, we would have fled in terror, and may or may not have gotten around to actually using the system we've set up.

This concludes this test of the emergency broadcast system.

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