Used to work for an organic-food distributor. This reminds me of a similarly-shaped burdock root those of us working in the warehouse found one day.

The organization we worked for was really abusive, so we didn't even bother to think twice. We immediately wrapped up the burdock with some random customer's order, and wrote on it "flog my dolphin, baby, 'till the juice runs down my leg".

Never heard if that customer complained...

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