Hi...my name is LixyChick and I am a salt-a-holic! I think I was abducted by aliens at some time or another, and they dropped me off back here to consume all the salt, so that this planet will perish! Everyone knows that carbs require salt. How else will it kill you faster than you can say, "Aliens are good...Aliens are our friends...Will you take me to your leader"?

I retain water like a two humped camel...but...I am a salty dawg none-the less!

It's not impossible to get used to those puffy eyes! Really...it's not!

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