Confucious say: "Man who goes to sleep with sex on mind wakes up with solution in hand."

he also say: "Woman who pounce on dead rooster go down on limp cock."

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"It takes a lot of brains to enjoy satire, humor and wit - but none to be offended by them." -- Johnny Hart ("BC", cartoonist, 2000)
"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White