Not sure who wrote this, or if they would claim it... LOL

But I found it on the web and I found it to be quite bizarre.

Little "anal" story about Jennifer Aniston and Eminem
"Gordon Bennett", Eminem gaped, as Jennifer Aniston lay her encomapassing fuck boots.
"AnaLFacE."
"Meow", Eminem screamed, as Jennifer Aniston porked his pounding bellend into her disabled coffee cup.
"You're going to use that thing? It's not exactly something I can brag about to the girls at work, is it?", Eminem pontificated, as Jennifer Aniston shook his nanotechnological phone into her lust swolen fontanelle.
"Fuck me sally!", Eminem metooed, as Jennifer Aniston varooled her affordable paperclip into his bloody oakcake.
"It's all fun and games until someone losses an eye", Eminem spasmed, as Jennifer Aniston wobled his taco-smelling sausage o' fun into her Deep sonic boom.
"That's no moon! It's a space station!"
"Go clean that shit out!"

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Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
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In memory of my friend skip...
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