I mean really.

Ya got your inbox and your outbox...just THINKING about it makes me warm.

You've got your members and your Yahoos not to MENTION Hotmail. *warmer yet*

And THEN you've got your massages...oh that's message, sorry.

But you have views and toolbars, software and hardware...

lots of things are easy access...oh my I'm so warm!

You can launch things on your computer or tweak your settings...

oh my goodnes. My computer turns me on TERRIBLY!