I may not be the best looking guy in this place but I'm the only one talking to you.

I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on the face of the earth tonight.

Is that a ladder in your pants or just the stairway to heaven?

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Would you cater to every fantasy I've got? Would you hose me down with holy water if I get to hot? Can you take me places I've never known?

Sucks, Fucks & Kisses