Rubber band to wrap around his cock to make him last longer, ball point pen to mark "the sweet spot" with an X....tire guage to penetrate him as I sucked on him.


Beer bottle, wine cork, and a bottle opener

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney